Dog that can look after children

So you can legally leave the kids asleep in it whilst you go for a coffee or something..

Get them to live with you for a couple of weeks and then pass judgement on who is doing all the housework and who is a complete slob. Wouldn't be cheap mind you.

My partner has lots of issues but he/she refuses to go and see a therapist. How about a pretend spa break gift? With a trained analyst who can give them a bit of a massage and then, when they're relaxed, get them to address some of the shit that goes on in their heads. Need to be able to brief the analyst a bit before hand.