My OH, like most humans, enjoys eating. Unfortunately, every food he puts in his mouth makes the most horrific noise. It's not even typically noisy foods - eg crisps, cornflakes - that make a noise. It's seemingly innocuous food stuffs like, say, mashed potato. For some reason his mouth is like some kind of echo chamber.
I've suggested he just stop eating but he said it's painful enough being in this marriage. Should I wear ear plugs at meal times or just kill myself? HILWAF!